An entirely serious geopolitical fundraiser
Definitely not a pun. The strait. The harm. You know.
The Strait of Hormuz — a 33km bottleneck between Iran and Oman — is the single most important chokepoint in global energy markets.
We cannot let Hormuz harm us.
We have no plan, no authority, and zero geopolitical leverage. But we have a donate button and a campaign slogan, which historically has been enough.
Every dollar goes directly toward vibes and the general feeling that someone, somewhere, is doing something about it.